As a mister, imagine your wife wants a divorce because you're too... well endowed. That's exactly what led to influencer Haylee Baylee divorcing her NFL husband Matt Kalil. According to Tyler, such a blessing and/or curse is known as the "rod of disaster."

Speaking of Tyler (because any other segue would be crippling to his ego) do you wash your new clothes immediately upon purchase? We hear from YOU during today's "Check In with Chuck!"

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Finances can tear a family apart. Just ask Barry in Newton, who's been a mensch and has been secretly repaying his daughter's student loans. His son-in-law found out, and he is none too pleased. Barry asks Chuck, Danielle, and Tyler, "Am I the A-Hole?"

Also, the United Kingdom is cracking down on certain forms of "adult entertainment." Professor Murr schools Chuck and Tyler, reminding everybody that some things should be left to the paid professionals. 

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Our furry friends may not live as long as us, but they're family regardless! Taking a page from Tom Brady, today's "Check In with Chuck" asks, would you clone a pet? Heck, would you clone a family member? Should Chuck and Danielle clone Tyler??

Speaking of Tyler, we have some cool contests on the horizon - he just needs to remember when they're happening, and what they're for.

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Today's "Am I the A-Hole" involves a couch, the birds and the bees, and a very concerned citizen. Chuck, Danielle, and Tyler learn a lot about cleanliness, and whether or not a towel should be used during "the act." Catholic school graduate Tyler also introduces Chuck and Danielle to "the mayonnaise couch." Yuck.

Also, an angry guy threw his colostomy bag at... eh, you know what, this description is getting far too graphic.

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In today's "Check In with Chuck," your favorite classic rock morning show wants to know - when is it the right time to begin decorating for Christmas? Do you throw up the tree and tinsel the day after Halloween, or do you wait until after Thanksgiving like a normal person? 

Also, apple pie flavored mac and cheese? Sounds like an on-air taste test is in our future!

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Do you have a good relationship with your ex? Would you invite them to your current partner's surprise birthday party? Chuck, Danielle, and Tyler explore this scenario in today's "Am I the A-Hole!"

Also, would you install a gold toilet in your house? For a starting price of a cool $10 million, you could bid on one in an auction! Make sure you add a bidet, and use your shining commode with a pinky out!

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Tyler reveals to Chuck and Danielle that he is not a fan of Gordon Lightfoot, nor "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald." In just a few short minutes, Tyler manages to anger this program's entire Canadian audience. Sorry.

Also, in today's "Check In with Chuck," the crew wants to know - how long do you wait until you try for the second date? 

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Today's "Am I the A-Hole" is once again about communication, an oh-so-important element in a healthy marriage. Chuck, Danielle, and Tyler hear from a listener who was surprised to come home to a full blown redecoration. Are they in the wrong for how they reacted, or is their spouse the subject matter for just going ahead and doing the thing? 

Also, actress Sydney Sweeney broke the internet yesterday. You can see how on her own Instagram account; just make sure you're not viewing it at work.

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It's Halloween, so today's "Check In with Chuck" is appropriately morbid! When you pass on to the great concert in the sky, what lyrics do you want inscribed on your headstone? We feature YOUR calls and Talkbacks!

Also, Chuck, Danielle, and Tyler go into the weekend with a blessing from Kiss 108's resident vicar, Father McCabe!

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